81. Bakit ang tao parang adik?
Pag kulot ang hair, inuunat. Pag unat kinukulot?
Pag madali ang buhay, nabobored, pag mahirap nag su2cide?
Pag mataba, nagpapapayat?
pag payat, nagpapa taba?
Pag andyan, di pinapansin
pag ala naman, hinahanap?
pag wala pa, inaantay,
pag jan na, tinataboy?
pag pa init, gusto malamig,
pag ma lamig, gusto mainit?
pag mamatay, gusto pa mabuhay,
pag buhay, gusto mag pakamatay?
pag mahal ka, di mo mahal,
pag mahal mo, di ka mahal?
pag andyan pa, ayaw pakita nararamdaman
pag wala na, saka gusto pakita?
adik nga!
82. " You know it is love when you have been saying goodbye for tghe last half hour, but you're still not ready to leave...
83. Being a heart breaker is easy, but having your heart broken is different.. Ironic, your breaking other people's heart to save your heart from being broken.
84. There are times we treat like like a mysterious door..It does not open now matter how hard we push it! We never notice that a huge sign is posted there.. That reads PULL :)
Same thing with LIFE... We strugle, We push, We push harder till were tired, hurt and bruised. We forget a better way: SURRENDER, LET GO..
85. Worrying has never solved a problem, never paid a bill, never cured an illness. Worrying is like racing a car engine in neutral cause it doesn't get you anywhere, it just uses up gas! So stop worrying. All you need is a prayer and a heart full of faith then smile...
86. A smile in the morning is one way to start a gud day! So smile as you receive my warm hello, may God always guide you, to fulfill all your works and tasks for today.
87. You cannot hold onto anyone that needs to go... You just got to love them while you have them, and that's it.
88. Dont trust people who dont love themeselves and tell you "i love you". There is an african saying that says: be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
89. When we wake up in the morning we have two simple choices...Go back to sleep and dream OR wake up and chase those dreams...
90. If you are not sure where you stand in someone's life, it's best to leave things behind so that if they drop you off, it will be easier to forget them. Don't waste time waiting for nothing; when efforts are not recognized, it's best to just give things up. You've done your part, let them do theirs...
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Pa-cornihan ba kamo??? Heto anf sayo!!!! jejeje (^_~)/
I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be ur COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but i can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
You must be a thief cause you stole my heart, you must be tired cause you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter cause I keep missing you.
U briten my day d ka nmn araw. U light up my lyf d ka nmn ilaw. U make me smile d ka nmn bulalakaw. U warm my heart d ka nmn sabaw. FRIEND kita, yan malinaw!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever found you. I'm a genius!!!
f i get takot, wud u hawak me tyt? f i gawa samting mali, wud u mke it ryt? f i build an apoy, wud u bantay d flame? f i sbi i miss u, wud u ramdam d same?
I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Loko yon ah. Biruin mo, mali ang binantayan.
Just got the result of my medical exam. Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor, I'm getting cuter everyday. But don't worry, di raw nakakahawa.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.
Newsflash: Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shdd hide?
REPORTER: Tita Cory, kung buhay si Ninoy ngayon, baka pangulo na siya.
CORY: Naka bilanggo siguro.
REPORTER: bakit naman po?
CORY: baka napatay na niya si Kris.
JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.
JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad.
JEEP DRIVER: saan galling?
JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin.
JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan?
JEEP PASSENGER: sa yo.
Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda?
Mr: Oo naman.
Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?
Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.
Reporter: Sir, do you watch CNN?
Erap: Walang oras.
Reporter: Do you read books?
Erap: Walang oras.
Reporter: Do you play golf?
Erap: Walang oras.
Reporter: Do you drink wine or liquor?
Erap: Walong oras!
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